I am light as a feather I'm as stiff as a board I pay attention to things that most people ignore And I'm alright with the movies that make jokes 'bout senseless cruelty That's for sure And I am built like a mother and a total machine I feel for your every little issue I know just what you mean And I make light of the darkness I've got sun in my mother****ing pocket, best believe Yeah, you know me Ah I forgive and I forget I know my age and I act like it Got what you can't resist I'm a perfect all-American— I am light as a feather I'm as fresh as the air Coca-Cola bottles that I only use to curl my hair I got class and integrity just like a goddamn Kennedy, I swear With love to spare Ah I forgive and I forget I know my age and I act like it Got what you can't resist I'm a perfect all-American Bitch With perfect all-American lips And perfect all-American hips I know my place, I know my place and this is it I don't get angry when I'm pissed，I'm the eternal optimist I scream inside to deal with it Like, Ah~~~ All the time, I'm grateful all the time I'm sexy and I'm kind I'm pretty when I cry Oh, all the time, I'm grateful all the fucking time I'm sexy and I'm kind I'm pretty when I cry