I still remember Third of December Me in your sweater You said it looked better On me, than it did you Only if you knew How much I liked you But I watch your eyes, as she Walks by What a sight for sore eyes Brighter than a blue sky She's got you mesmerized While I die Why would you ever kiss me? I'm not even half, as pretty You gave her your sweater It's just polyester, but you like her better Wish I were Heather Watch as she stands with Her holding your hand Put your arm 'round her shoulder Now I'm getting colder But how could I hate her? She's such an angel But then again Kinda wish she were dead, as she Walks by What a sight for Sore eyes Brighter than a Blue sky She's got you Mesmerized While I die Why would you ever kiss me? I'm not even half, as pretty You gave her your sweater It's just polyester, but you like her better Wish I were Heather (Oh) Wish I were Heather (Oh-oh) Wish I were Heather Why would you ever kiss me? I'm not even half, as pretty You gave her your sweater It's just polyester, but you like her better Wish I were