I was supposed to be sent away But they forgot to come and get me I was a functioning alcoholic till nobody Noticed my new aesthetic All of this to say: Ihope you're okay But you're the reason And no one here's to blame But what about your quiet treason? And for a fortnight, there we were Forever running to you Sometimes ask about the weather Now, you're in my backyard, turned into good neighbors Your wife waters flowers, I wanna kill her All my mornings are mondays Stuck in an endless February I took the miracle move-on drug The effects were temporary And I love you, it's ruining my life (and I love you, it's ruining my life) I touched you for only a fortnight (I touched you), but I touched you And for a fortnight, there we were Forever running to you Sometimes ask about the weather Now, you're in my backyard, turned intogood neighbors Your wife waters flowers, I wanna kill her And for a fortnight, there we were Together, running to you Sometimes come and tug my sweater Now, you're at the mailbox, turned intogood neighbors My husband is cheating, I wanna kill him I love you, it's ruining my life (I love you, it's ruining my life) I touched you for only a fortnight (I touched you), I touched you I love you, it's ruining my life (I love you, it's ruining my life) I touched you for only a fortnight (I touched you), I touched you I' m calling ya, but you won't pick up ‘Nother fortnight lost in America Move to Florida, buy the car you want But it won't start up till you touch, touch, touch me I' m calling ya, but you won't pick up ‘Nother fortnight lost in America Move to Florida, buy the car you want But it won't start up till you touch, touch, touch me