Hard to be a girl So nice to be a boy In my room at night Not a pretty sight Here's an empty kiss Marching to the rhythm of the payroll I can be a good boy too Just let me out of the stable Sausages and eggs And hot and sour soup Thank me for your time 'Cause I can be as bad as you Hard to be a girl That's what the oracle told me I don't care what she says I assume it's best to be lonely