It's hard to be a Jew on Christmas My Friends won't let me join in any games.. And I can't sing Christmas songs Or decorate a Christmas tree.. Or leave water out for Rudolph cos there's something wrong with me.. My people don't believe in Jesus Christ's divinity.. I'm a Jew, a Lonely Jew.. on Christmas. Hanukkah is nice, but why is it, That Santa passes over my house every year? And instead of eating Ham I have to eat Kosher LATKEES.. Instead of Silent Night I'm singing hou-hazch-tou-gavish.. And what the fu*k is up With lighting all these fu*king candles, tell me please? I'm a Jew, a Lonely Jew.. I can't be merry, cos I'm hebrew.. on Christmas It's a good time, to be Hebrew.. on Christmas.