Did you really beam me up? In a cloud of sparklingdust Just to do experiments on Tell me I was the chosen one Show me that this world is bigger than us Then sent me back where I came from For a moment, I knew cosmic love Now I'm down bad, crying at the gym Everything comes out teenage petulance Fuck it if I can't have him I might just die, it would make no difference Down bad, waking up in blood Staring at the sky, come back and pick me up Fuck it if I can't have us I might just not get up I might stay down bad Fuck it if I can't have him Down bad Fuck it if I can't have him I love you, it's ruining my life Fuck it if I can't have him I touched you for only a fortnight Fuck it if I can't have him I love you, it's ruining my life Fuck it if I can't have him I touched you for only a fortnight I was supposed to be sent away But they forgot to come and get me I was a functioning alcoholic Till nobody noticed my new aesthetic All of this to say I hope you're okay But you're the reason And no one here's to blame But what about your quiet treason? And for a fortnight there, we were forever Run into you sometimes Ask about the weather Now you're in my backyard Turned into good neighbors Your wife waters flowers I wanna kill her All my mornings are Mondays Stuck in an endless February I took the miracle move-on drug The effects were temporary And I love you, it's ruining my life I love you, it's ruining my life I touched you for only a fortnight I touched you But I touched you And for a fortnight there, we were forever Run into you sometimes Ask about the weather Now you're in my backyard Turned into good neighbors Your wife waters flowers I wanna kill her And for a fortnight there, we were together Run into you sometimes Comment on my sweater Now you're at the mailbox Turned into good neighbors My husband is cheating I wanna kill him I love you, it's ruining my life I love you, it's ruining my life I touched you for only a fortnight I touched you I touched you I love you, it's ruining my life I love you, it's ruining my life I touched you for only a fortnight I touched you I touched you Thought of calling ya, but you won't pick up Another fortnight lost in America Move to Florida, buy the car you want But it won't start up till you Touch, touch, touch me Thought of calling ya, but you won't pick up Another fortnight lost in America Move to Florida, buy the car you want But it won't start up till I Touch, touch, touch you