I know that it hurts sometimes, but it's beautiful Working every day,now you're bleeding through your cuticles Passing through a portal as you're sittin' in your cubicle Isn't life beautiful? I think that life is beautiful Tryin' to keep your cool at your grandfather's funeral Finding out eventually the feeling wasn't mutual You were not invited 'cause you're nothing like the usual Isn't life beautiful? I think that life is beautiful You wanna see your friends, but you're stuck inside a hospital Doctor walks in and he tells you that it's terminal Tumor in your brain and they're sayin' it's inoperable Isn't life beautiful? I think that life is beautiful They'll kill your little brother and they'll tell you he's a criminal They'll fucking kill you too, so you better not get physical Welcome to America, the type of shit is typical Isn't life beautiful? I think that life is beautiful Wake up in the morning, now you doing the impossible Find out what's important, now you're feeling philosophical When I die, I'll pack my bags, move somewhere more affordable Isn't life horrible? I think that life is horrible You think she's adorable, she thinks that you're intolerable You think you can do it, but your chances are improbable Once you feel unstoppable, you run into an obstacle Isn't life comical? I think that life is comical And if you ever need a friend then you got me And in the end, when I die, would you watch me? And if I try suicide, would you stop me? Would you help me get a grip or would you drop me? Run away, make friends with the moon Why you trippin'? You'll be with your friends soon There comes a time when everybody meets the same fate I think I'ma die alone inside my room